Frequently Asked Questions

To put it simply, gooning is a state you reach through the process of edging for hours and hours on end. The state of gooning is meant to rival that of the enlightenment of Buddha himself.

To be completely honest, you can goon to whatever you want. Every person's tastes are different and you shouldn't feel ashamed for what material you select (other than the obvious bad stuff).

Similarly to taste in material, it varies from person to person. However, if you want inspiration (compare it to looking at interior decoration) just visit r/GoonCaves. The many honorable soldiers there have supplied the world with a plethora of examples of proper gooning setup.

You lose. Full stop. You should feel a great shame wash over your body and soul. Generations of people lived and died only for you to fail your mission.

Who am I to say who can and can't goon? I am but a man. One who knows not the meaning of life. I exist on this floating rock hurtling through space just like the rest of you. With that being said, you can't goon if you're not pure of heart.

Idk I'm single (believe it or not).